Becoming a writer is not a ‘career decision’ like becoming a doctor or a policeman. You don’t choose it so much as get chosen, and once you accept the fact that you’re not fit for anything else, you have to be prepared to walk a long, hard road for the rest of your days.
— Paul Auster

 

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 Praise for "And God Created Millennial Earth" —>

"It's so good. Just the perfect thing." – Sam Sanders, NPR's It's Been a Minute 

"LOL." – Mayim Bialik

"Blasphemous and a total blast at the same time." – God, probs

(Read an interview with me about the piece.) 


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